Nessie isn't dead? But, Mare, Honey, they say they found this
BIG something lyin' still at the bottom of Loch Ness, and She hasn't scared a fisherman in a long time...
I have heard it all, and I tell you that hellacious beautiful beastie has not died. She has escaped, still laughing up her metaphorical sleeve at the stupid scientists who let her pass from a great opportunity to study a rare and amazing animal into an immortal myth. As fragile and as enduring as any of our dreams , She will now live as long as we do.
Good on you, Nessie, Girl! Whatever lies at the bottom of that chilly lake, you are a Forever Thing, and we wull always love you!