Monday, March 2, 2009

Nessie Isn't Dead!

Nessie isn't dead? But, Mare, Honey, they say they found this BIG something lyin' still at the bottom of Loch Ness, and She hasn't scared a fisherman in a long time...

I have heard it all, and I tell you that hellacious beautiful beastie has not died. She has escaped, still laughing up her metaphorical sleeve at the stupid scientists who let her pass from a great opportunity to study a rare and amazing animal into an immortal myth. As fragile and as enduring as any of our dreams , She will now live as long as we do.

Good on you, Nessie, Girl! Whatever lies at the bottom of that chilly lake, you are a Forever Thing, and we wull always love you!

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